If I ruled the world

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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	You Sexy Thang
Your symbol is:	the eagle, for grace, power, and big freaking wings
You rule from:	a great, golden, gem-studded palace
At your side is:	your huge red dragon, Ringo
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	centaurs! They should NOT be so hot . . . oh well!
Your most popular law is:	"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day
Your least popular law is:	State bird is the blue-footed booby
Your worst enemy is:	um, the peasants you oppress?
Your popularity rating is:: 64%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 50%
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I'm all for gem-studded palaces, dragon sidekicks, and hitting bosses with dead fish! All sounds good to me. :)